Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun

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Racehorse #ad - Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone.

. Included within are jokes such as: Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. What do lawyers wear to court? lawsuits!and many other gut-busting groaners for your amusement! With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the ultimate jokester and the master of all things punny—or just keep it for yourself.

Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun #ad - Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic canon compiles more than four hundred of the best pseudo-witty quips so that dads can hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling.

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Dad Jokes Holiday Edition: Yule Love Them!

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Sourcebooks #ad - The perfect holiday stocking stuffer for anyone on your list!May your days be punny and bright!When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, and cheesy one-liners, quips, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, groan, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season!.

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F for Effort: More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

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Chronicle Books LLC #ad - Featuring gems from elementary school "two halves make a whale", and high school q: fossil fuels are usually associated with which major type of rock? A: Classic rock, middle grades Q: What does "germinate" mean? A: To become a German citizen, these 250 examples of creative invention are sure to charm anyone who has had to bluff or blunder their way through a test.

. From the author of the national bestseller F in Exams comes a brand new compendium of hilarious and inventive wrong test answers and homework hiccups. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

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Scientific Discovery from the Brilliant to the Bizarre: The Doctor Who Weighed the Soul, and Other True Tales

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Arcade #ad - In this new work, he reveals that science sometimes takes a path through the ridiculous and the bizarre to discover that Nature often simply does not follow common sense. He touches on topics from lightning to corsets and from alchemy to Frankenstein and water babies, but he may not claim the last word on the weight of the soul!

But other, and such things as the discovery of electricity, no less fanciful experiments and ideas led to the fundamentals of our understanding of movement, and energy, heat, light, and the structure of DNA; improved engines; and the invention of computers. As in his previous book, fisher uses personal stories and examples from everyday life, as well as humor, to make the science accessible.

Scientific Discovery from the Brilliant to the Bizarre: The Doctor Who Weighed the Soul, and Other True Tales #ad - One experiment, and a dying man, involving a bed, platform scales, seemed to prove that the soul weighed the same as a slice of bread. Winner of the ignobel prize in physics and the 2004 american Institute of Physics Science Writing Award, Len Fisher showed just how much fun science can be in his enthusiastically praised debut, How to Dunk a Doughnut.

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The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring Snark Series

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Skyhorse #ad - It’s a must-have whether you want to brush up on your snark, need a good laugh after a bad day, or are looking for the perfect gift for your favorite smartass. The snark handbook is back and it’s more uproarious than ever. The snark handbook also features hundreds of the best quotes from beloved heroes of snark:“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Dorothy parker“i never forget a face, but in your case, I’m happy to make an exception”-Groucho Marx“There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best part. Charles dickens“i’m at an age where my back goes out more than I do. Phyllis dillerwith charming black and white illustrations to accompany the wry remarks on every page, The Snark Handbook is as fun to look at as it is to read.

The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring Snark Series #ad - With dozens of hilarious jokes, plus lists such as “snarky movie descriptions, and “excuses to Get Out of a Date, ” “Money Can’t Buy You Happiness, But it Can Buy…”, ” it’s easy to find the perfect bit of irreverence to fit every mood and occasion. This revised and expanded edition contains even more snide remarks, witty comebacks, and biting commentary than the bestselling first edition.

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The Sunny Side: Short Stories and Poems for Proper Grown-Ups

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HarperCollins e-books #ad - Milne. From "odd verses" to "war sketches, " "summer days" to "Men of Letters, " Milne takes his readers from the stiff British drawing room to the irreverent joy of a boy's day at the beach. Ideal for curling up with in the hammock or stretching out by the fire, these tales shine brightly any day of the year.

Complete with a series of whimsical illustrations, The Sunny Side offers the perfect chance to rediscover this forgotten classic by one of our most cherished authors. From the beloved creator of Winnie-the-Pooh comes an irresistible collection of short stories guaranteed to delight readers of all ages. Drawing from a collection of stories originally published in 1921 and chosen exclusively by the author himself, The Sunny Side gathers the best short works by the inimitable A.

The Sunny Side: Short Stories and Poems for Proper Grown-Ups #ad - Written for the satire magazine Punch, beguiling social insight, these brief stories and essays perfectly capture Milne's sly humor, and scathing wit. A.

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Ultimate Book of Jokes: The Essential Collection of More Than 1,500 Jokes

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Chronicle Books LLC #ad - Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, or just want to make your boss giggle, trying to break the ice at a party, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. Scott mcneeley, author of ultimate book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.

. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, 500 jokes, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout.

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Mastering Memory: 75 Memory Hacks for Success in School, Work, and Life

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Althea Press #ad - With simple and straightforward instructions and steps, this book proves that you don’t need to be a super hero to have a super powerful memory. Unforgettable hacks to sharpen your memorywhat if you could remember every important chapter of a book for your next test? Or easily recall the due dates of all your important assignments? Or remember to pick up the milk on your way home? Mastering Memory gives you 75 easy and effective memory hacks for success at school, work, and life at large.

Memory athlete and coach, brad Zupp arms you with powerful techniques to boost brain power in practical situations where and when it matters most. Inside mastering memory, you’ll find:75 memory techniques—Build memory skills with the most comprehensive collection of effective and easy-to-follow exercises.

Mastering Memory: 75 Memory Hacks for Success in School, Work, and Life #ad - Practical applications—choose the memory hack most useful to you for improving your performance at school, work, and in your day-to-day life. You won’t forget this book. Clear benefits—know the benefits of every technique you master with clearly marked end goals like “Remember if you unplugged. No one is born with a perfect memory—but everyone can learn the techniques for memory mastery.

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What Philosophy Can Do

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W. W. Norton & Company #ad - Along the way, from inductive and deductive logic to the Principle of Charity, he introduces readers to powerful philosophical tools, which they can use to make better sense of current debates. A brilliant demonstration of what philosophy can do and how it is essential to human integrity and identity. Simon critchley, education, science, religion, gary gutting takes a philosopher’s scalpel to modern life’s biggest questions and the most powerful forces in our society—politics, coeditor of The Stone ReaderIn What Philosophy Can Do, and capitalism.

Interweaving his discussion of contemporary issues with philosophical concepts from Aristotle to Michel Foucault and John Rawls, Gutting shows how philosophy can enrich public discussions about our most urgent issues.

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The Second Life of Nathan Jones: A laugh out loud, OMG! romcom that you won't be able to put down!

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One More Chapter #ad - The bestselling author of love byte is back with this laugh-out-loud hilarious rom com!Getting hit by a bus was the best thing that ever happened to him…When one wrong step – and the poor timing of the number 19 bus – send Nathan Jones to the Edinburgh morgue his story should have ended…but then he went and woke up.

Returned to real life nathan finds a wife disappointed that he’s miraculously returned from the dead and an unshakeable attraction for mortuary technician Kat – the woman who brought him back to life, in more ways than one. Now, as his world implodes and kat leads him down an unexpected path, uplifting story of second chances, Nathan somehow finds himself having the time of his second life…A hilarious, death defying hijinks and motorhome mayhem – Mhairi McFarlane meets Eleanor Oliphant!.

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The Butcher Rub-a-Dub-Dub Book 1

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#ad - But what he does have is a rather unusual plan to restock his shelves. She thought it was pork. She was wrong. The first time hapless food inspector Emily Underwood meets butcher Frank Pinch, he’s not got much at all in his display counters. The next time they bump into each other, he’s won an award for his sausages but is running out of meat.

Can frank keep up production of his unusually tasty sausages? will emily discover the source of Frank’s award-winning meat? And what will happen the next time she tries to inspect his butcher’s shop?Book 1 in the Rub-a-Dub-Dub trilogy, this deliciously British dark comedy will change the way you look at sausages forever.

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