In the meantime, barbie doll, Space Shuttle, there's murder by gun, and Levi's 501s. In other words, welcome to Tim Dorsey's Florida -- where nobody gets out unscathed and untanned! Serge wants the suitcase. And the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Coleman wants more drugs.
Florida Roadkill: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 1 #ad - His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons.
Hammerhead Ranch Motel Serge Storms series Book 2William Morrow #ad - There's a room with your number on it at the Hammerhead Ranch Motel. Leave your rational mind at home and come well armed. Storms -- who has stopped keeping up with his meds -- is still looking for a briefcase stuffed with five million dollars. And is now capable of wreaking more havoc than hurricane Rolando-berto, the big wind gathering force offshore, just waiting for the opportunity to blow everything straight to hell.
Pack up your bags and head south to sunny Florida. And just down the row, local historian and spree killer Serge A. There's a different schemer or slimeball behind every door: cocaine duckpins who have survived only by the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos desperate to score, undercover cops busting undercover cops who are running sting operations on undercover cops.
Orange Crush Serge Storms series Book 3William Morrow #ad - The governor's new-found conscience might well cost him the election, though. Now it's just three weeks before the election and marlon is suddenly talking about "issues" and "reform" as he crosses the length and breadth of his home state with an amnesiac speechwriter and a chief of staff who turns catatonic in the presence of minorities.
The republicans' "golden boy" -- and a loyal, unquestioning tool of the powerful special interests -- handsome, unthreatening, Florida governor-by-default Marlon Conrad seems a virtual shoo-in for re-election. That is, until he undergoes a radical personality shift during a bloody military action in the Balkans.
Orange Crush Serge Storms series Book 3 #ad - And it appears that pretty much everybody from Tallahassee to Miami Beach is trying to kill him.
Triggerfish Twist Serge Storms series Book 4William Morrow #ad - So it's only a matter of time before Jim up and actually kills somebody. It's got overly aggressive Little League parents, drug-free Rastafarians, homicidal hookers, unnatural sex and casual violence. Storms living directly across the street. Oh, yes, and there's a psychopathic serial killer-cum-Sunshine-State folklorist named Serge A.
But this isn't living -- it's Florida and the neighborhood is not quite what it seems. Ensconced in a lovely tropical villa on idyllic Triggerfish Lane, Jim Davenport anticipates the good life to come.
The Stingray Shuffle Serge Storms series Book 5William Morrow #ad - Storms is off his meds, jamaican mobsters, spoiled frat boys, no one is safe -- not Russian hoods, drug dealers, women's book clubs, bad Vegas-rejected local lounge acts -- especially when $5 million in cash in a bugged suitcase is still racing up and down the Eastern Seaboard. When serial-killing local Florida historian Serge A.
. But in the oddball circus known as the Sunshine State, little things like astronomical body counts tend to get lost in the shuffle.
Cadillac Beach: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 6William Morrow #ad - For serge A. Storms, anyway. Not so much for anyone else. It's all good. Without his meds! the thrill-killing floridaphile needs to get to the bottom of his bookie grandad's bizarre 1964 death -- not to mention launch "Serge & Lenny's Florida Experience, " the new Miami specialty tour venture he's cooked up with his best brain-dead druggie-buddy.
And busting out of Chattahoochee State Hospital.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8William Morrow #ad - And he wants answers! why aren't more films shot here? how come the ones that are stink so bad? And what's up with filming "Florida" scenes in California? Then there's the cryptic message from his grandfather, Sergio, telling him to go to Los Angeles to uncover a mysterious secret from the distant past.
It's too much of a coincidence. Storms returns!the world's most lovable serial killer is back, bringing together an Oscar-worthy cast of Sunshine State nut jobs with his insatiable passion for All Things Florida. During this latest cavalcade of nonstop felonies—from Tampa to Fort Lauderdale to Orlando—Serge finds time to resurrect his obsession with movies, particularly those showcasing his beloved home state.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8 #ad - But, being serge, of course, his mission is sidetracked by perpetual detours to irresistible celluloid landmarks . Serge A. And intrigue. Meanwhile, in burbank, production of what may become the most expensive flop in Tinseltown history is interrupted by the brazen abduction of the female lead. Meanwhile, a couple of midwestern dreamers head west for their shot at fame—and find it at the center of a celebrity murder investigation.
And even more meanwhile, casting-couch perversion, infamous studio heads Ian and Mel Glick continue to produce juggernaut high-grossing dreck, and cocaine hijinks. But there's more.
Hurricane Punch Serge Storms series Book 9William Morrow #ad - It looks like a serial killer is on the loose—another serial killer—which highly offends Serge's moral sensibilities. And he vows he'll stop at nothing to unmask his thrill-killing rival and make All Things Right—though Coleman's triathlete approach to the sport of polyabuse binging threatens to derail the mission more completely than the entire combined Sunshine State police community could ever hope to.
That lovable, under-undermedicated dispenser of truth, justice, and trivia is back with a vengeance—just as his cherished home state is about to take a beating from a conga line of hurricanes bearing down on the peninsula. But as serge and his burnout buddy Coleman go storm-chasing, bodies begin turning up at a disturbing rate, even by Florida standards.
Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 11William Morrow #ad - Nuclear jellyfish is a veritable wmd of radioactive hilarity—as Denver’s Rocky Mountain News so aptly puts it, “It doesn’t get any better. ”. The bestselling author of atomic lobster, triggerfish twist, and florida Roadkill, Dorsey can match Carl Hiaasen punch-for-punch when it comes to fictionally depicting Sunshine State madness—and he’s taken his rightful place alongside Christopher Moore in the pantheon of top American humorists.
Wodehouse’s best work. Richmond times-dispatch tim dorsey’s outrageously zany, and uproariously funny Nuclear Jellyfish marks the triumphant return of lovable, gleefully violent, thrill-killing Florida historian and tireless civic booster Serge A. Storms. Dorsey’s brilliantly, profanely funny 11th novel…zips along like P.
Gator A-Go-Go: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 12William Morrow #ad - Along with one of the state's most psychotic homicidal monsters, every bit as criminally insane as Serge—except without the morals. The mysteries continue to mount: how did coleman end up with even more disciples than serge? Can kids successfully climb fences while carrying pizzas? Will Serge survive the carnage, armed with a GPS and a kiddie pool?All will soon be answered—and of course every last moment is caught on tape as Serge creates his most excellent documentary ever, the making of Gator A-Go-Go.
Pack the cooler, load the car, and head to where the water is warm for a spring vacation you won't soon forget—no matter how much you might try! . That's right: serge and coleman do spring break!It's been a long time coming, but they're at the party now—and you'll never look at a Frisbee the same way again.
One spring break location obviously isn't enough for Serge, so he must hit them all, traveling through various historic locales, spewing nuggets of history at anyone who won't run away and dispensing his own signature brand of Sunshine State justice. Along the way he and his sidekick, Coleman, attract a growing following of the nation's top college students.
Gator A-Go-Go: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 12 #ad - . And a mysterious gang that leaves a trail of young bodies in their wake. Are the kids safer under serge's protection? Or does being with him put them in more peril? The classroom and the pot brownies never prepared them for this. Which raises more questions: who's the guy studying satellite photos? where did the protected witness go? When did Coleman get all those trophies? Why are the Feds hot on everyone's trail? How did the burnt corpse end up by the pool? What's the best way to keep beer cool on the beach? Then there are the coke smugglers gone legit and a pair of the most dangerously sexy bartenders to ever mix a rum runner.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10William Morrow #ad - But wait! there's more on the horizon! who is the oddly familiar femme fatale named rachael? is serge wrong that guns, don the life jackets, and strippers don't mix? What sets the Non-Confrontationalists off on a rampage? What finally brings Coleman and Lenny together? Will they succeed in building the biggest bong ever? And can Serge surf a rogue wave to victory?So batten the hatches, drugs, and take cover as all these questions and more are answered in the latest adventure from the acclaimed author of Hurricane Punch.
Then there's good ol' jim davenport, the accidental virgin, the Diaz Brothers, and Johnny Vegas, the E-Team, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane. It's reunion time in the sunshine state, and we're not just talking the family jamboree of that blood-soaked criminal clan, whose nastiest, the McGraws, meanest member is finally released from prison and heads south bent on revenge.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10 #ad - . Why is everyone rushing to flee Tampa on a cruise ship to hell?Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs. On top of it all, the government is covering up a growing list of mysterious victims across Florida who may or may not be connected to a nefarious plot being hatched against national security.
So is coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered.